Tebsurance 2010

Tebsurance 2010-

Surviving Middle School 

Dun Dun DUN!

This is a whole lot bigger of a deal than Tebsurance 2009. Lottalotta.

This is an insurance policy that could very well be the one and only ticket to surviving middle school.

Rules & Regulations:

1. You must respect the other people in this group's rights, such as 

• Free Speech
• Boy Policy (See page 9 (Bottom of page))
• Friend Policy (See page 8 (Not quite as bottom of page as page 9))
• Freedom to act as you wish (See page 7 (Not quite as bottom of the page as page 8))

2. Remember your ABC's

A. Absolutely no total control- We have no leader, and it will stay that way.

B. Boys are NOT #1- Friendship comes before Boys (See page 9) 

C. CARAMELLDANSEN!!!!!-Stay weird.

3. Some people WILL be in different teams- It is Okay to drift, just make sure you visit sometimes.

4. Make some more friends. Don't think you are stuck with just us.

5. Recruit more members if possible!

6. Chill out, dude. It's not the end of the world. We will survive *Bursts out into song* Oh I! I will survive!...

Page 7- You are allowed to change, as long as you don't develop destructive behaviors (I.E, Drugs, Smoking, Alcohol, the works.)

Page 8- You can have any friend you want, as long as the friend does not develop bad behavior, restrain you from the things you want to do and who you want to be with. If this does happen, we will intervene and try to help as best as we can.

Page 9- You can date anyone you want, crush on anyone you want, and kiss anyone you want. But, consider this story.

This story takes place with the people John, Jane, and Wendy. Jane has a crush on John and Wendy knows it. John asks Wendy out, and Wendy says yes. Jane is crushed, and their friendship is over. To prevent this, share your Crushes and also never date a person's crush. There may be multiple Crushes on one boy, but remember, Boys last a few weeks at most, but good friends last forever.

Please sign here-