Because they're black, white, and asian, and everyone loves them. We should learn a lesson from pandas.
-Jade Graves
Friday, February 25, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
The first news in a long time
HUGE SNOWSTORM HITS U.S. MIDDLE EAST-ISH AREAS
In states such as Ohio, Michigan and Indiana, a huge snowstorm is wreaking havoc, closing schools, delaying rehab classes, and worst of all, messing up Dish TV. Our reporter in Ohio reports that the worst is yet to come- still another 6-12 inches are on the way this evening into tomorrow, undoubtedly throwing the area into even more chaos.
"I couldn't find a cart at the grocery store!" Exclaimed one of the many frantic shoppers stocking up before the blizzard.
"My mom was up at 7:00 shoveling. She hadn't even changed out of her pajamas yet!" Said a resident Middle School student, "She looked kind of like a vagrant."
We'll keep you posted on this. Nosepaper out.
NEW PAGE
The creators of the Nosepaper have decided, for old time's sake, to add a new page to the blog showcasing scans of past issues from when our news was still in print. Click on the "The Old Nosepaper" link on top of the issue list to check it out.
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