What do you think?

Is the world going to explode on December 21, 2012? What do you think?

AND NOW FOR... PANDAS

Why pandas rock:

Because they're black, white, and asian, and everyone loves them. We should learn a lesson from pandas.

-Jade Graves

The first news in a long time

HUGE SNOWSTORM HITS U.S. MIDDLE EAST-ISH AREAS

In states such as Ohio, Michigan and Indiana, a huge snowstorm is wreaking havoc, closing schools, delaying rehab classes, and worst of all, messing up Dish TV. Our reporter in Ohio reports that the worst is yet to come- still another 6-12 inches are on the way this evening into tomorrow, undoubtedly throwing the area into even more chaos.

"I couldn't find a cart at the grocery store!" Exclaimed one of the many frantic shoppers stocking up before the blizzard.

"My mom was up at 7:00 shoveling. She hadn't even changed out of her pajamas yet!" Said a resident Middle School student, "She looked kind of like a vagrant."

We'll keep you posted on this. Nosepaper out.

NEW PAGE

The creators of the Nosepaper have decided, for old time's sake, to add a new page to the blog showcasing scans of past issues from when our news was still in print. Click on the "The Old Nosepaper" link on top of the issue list to check it out.

D:

Wow. Have we really not posted on here in this long?

Anyhow, I've given the blog a new look, and plan on continuing to blog (at least occasionally) on here.

On another note entirely, this message goes out to anyone **ahem** following this blog who I don't know face-to-face.

STOP.

Seriously.

It's really, really creepy and it really makes me mad when someone thinks they have some god-given right to follow hundreds of blogs, most of which have nothing to do with them. And then expecting them to follow you back? Even worse.

I'm talking to you, Mr. Preacher Man.

-Jade Graves

THE DAILY NEWZ WITH BUNNEH AND JADIS

Jadis:....
Bunny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jadis: ?
Bunny: AAAAAAH
Jadis: **raised eyebrow** We're supposed to be reporting news, not screaming.
Bunny: Screaming is news.
Jadis: That's right folks- the news people want to hear today is mostly screaming.
Bunny: SCREAMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jadis: Pack your earplugs, avid news network watchers, because everyday stuff is about to get loud.

-Jadis and Bunny

Pictures by Echo

Yo- I would like to nominate Echo as official TBWAOCAULN photographer, for no other reason than that she's good at it, and has an awesome camera. Here's a couple of pictures she's taken...

One might note that one of LOL's feathers is in the picture of the frog.

Well...

Okay, so I've been thinking...and I think we have too many blogs for our own good. I mean, it's just Jadis and myself and we have quiet a few different blogs we post on. We each have our own and then there's this on and We Live In a House In Outer Space. What do we do?