THE DAILY NEWZ WITH BUNNEH AND JADIS

Jadis:....
Bunny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jadis: ?
Bunny: AAAAAAH
Jadis: **raised eyebrow** We're supposed to be reporting news, not screaming.
Bunny: Screaming is news.
Jadis: That's right folks- the news people want to hear today is mostly screaming.
Bunny: SCREAMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jadis: Pack your earplugs, avid news network watchers, because everyday stuff is about to get loud.

-Jadis and Bunny

Pictures by Echo

Yo- I would like to nominate Echo as official TBWAOCAULN photographer, for no other reason than that she's good at it, and has an awesome camera. Here's a couple of pictures she's taken...

One might note that one of LOL's feathers is in the picture of the frog.

Well...

Okay, so I've been thinking...and I think we have too many blogs for our own good. I mean, it's just Jadis and myself and we have quiet a few different blogs we post on. We each have our own and then there's this on and We Live In a House In Outer Space. What do we do?

Uh...

Well... Echo decided today to get a cat from the Humane Society. I think that thing wants to kill us all. To illustrate, here's a picture...

O_O

-Jadis and Echo

RAWR!!

Some random words:

Fishstick

ottoman

atomic

burgundy

Luxembourg

Microwave

Porcelain

Textbook

n00b

pigeon

loofah

armadillo

battery

Razor

screen

ambidextrous

basketball

dachshund

more microwaves

TBWAOCAULN!!!!!!!!!!!

-Mixx

MWEEHEHEHEEE

EJIT????

Jru. Ejsy'd iq, qrrqd?
S Errl yoaa dvjppa dyatyd.
GODJ PEMD UPI!!!!
-Zocc

Random Post!

To make sure this blog doesn't die again, I'm doin' a random post!

Actually, this isn't all that random, since I came up with a hilarious idea for TBWAOCAULN- Into the Universe: A Food Chain Game.
An example of some cards:
Acid- Eats: humans, vampires, McDonalds, werewolves, the world, spoons, the vamp-stopper. Eaten by: Bunny.
Vampire- Eats: polar bears, mountain lions, humans. Eaten by: Bunny.
Human- Eats: McDonalds. Eaten by: Mountain lions, polar bears, vampires, Bunny.
Bunny- Eats: Everything. Eaten by: McDonalds.

-Jadis

WOW

It's been almost a whole month since someone posted. That's sad peeps.

Hehe, it late.

I wish the viewers of our blog a very happy late 4th of July. I hope it was spectacular and amazing. :)

TAKE THIS QUIZ AND WATCH AZUMANGA DAIOH NOWWWWW

Which Azumanga Daioh Character are you?

Know what? I'VE HAD IT!

If EVERYONE in the WORLD hates me for Forwarding that STUPID list, Then go ahead! Be SUPER ANGRY OVER A CHAIN MAIL THAT I DIDN'T FREAKING MAKE!!!!!!!!

Thanks.

-Mixx

NOW ANNOUNCING...

Ta-dah! Bunny's blog is now live! VISIT OR DIE.

-Jadis on behalf of Bunny

VSVCHVCHVCHVHH

Dp, fp upi tr,r,nrt erofmrdd yp yjr ept;f?

Yes, those were words. BETCHA CAN'T CRACK DA CODE!!!!

MINE!!

Okay, so I just made another blog that is MINE! You can't join. I don't think I need to explain what it's about when you see the link. The link'll probably fail, so just go look at my profile and look at my blogs. You'll see it. Or you can copy and paste it in the web adress line. You choose.

Link: http://wwwthemusiclives.blogspot.com/

On a lighter note:

Come check out my new blog! It is my own personal blog, so don't expevt to get asked to join, punk.

http://mixxdupplife.blogspot.com/

It is full of funnies, long, long lists and other stuff.

:P

~Mixx

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

The day.. has finally come...  THE END OF PACE!!!! THAT MEANS THE END OF THE PRINT NOSEPAPER!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

But, we will live on in the interwebz.

Pace, we bid you adieu.

*Sniff*

-Mixx

             ______

         (( SSS((((

        )))(_     _) )))

       (((  *  c   *(((

        )))    o   )))

             /***\  / ***\

            / /__* __\  \

          /....\          /.....\

             \  |        |   /

               /*******\

              /             \

             /_______\

                |    | |    |

                |__| |__|

                ||||||  ||||||

                |    |  |    |

                |    |  |    |

            __|__| |__|__

          (\\\\\  \\\\| |////  ////)

Better ASCII drawing.          

    

                

               o                                          o

               I________I

               .UUUUUU.

          /.   O    U     .\

         /.        **         .\

        /  .        U        .  \

       /____ .       . ____\

         ____I       I____

        (    ________     )

         \  (                )   /

          \  \|              |/  /

            \  \_____ _/  /

             \  \ __ __ /  /

             / \  \        /  / \

           /     \  \ ^  /  /    \___

        /          (     )          \    )   o

      /________________\ (__)

               |      ||      |

               |      ||      |

ASCII me.

-Mixx

Tebsurance 2010

Tebsurance 2010-

Surviving Middle School 

Dun Dun DUN!

This is a whole lot bigger of a deal than Tebsurance 2009. Lottalotta.

This is an insurance policy that could very well be the one and only ticket to surviving middle school.

Rules & Regulations:

1. You must respect the other people in this group's rights, such as 

• Free Speech
• Boy Policy (See page 9 (Bottom of page))
• Friend Policy (See page 8 (Not quite as bottom of page as page 9))
• Freedom to act as you wish (See page 7 (Not quite as bottom of the page as page 8))

2. Remember your ABC's

A. Absolutely no total control- We have no leader, and it will stay that way.

B. Boys are NOT #1- Friendship comes before Boys (See page 9) 

C. CARAMELLDANSEN!!!!!-Stay weird.

3. Some people WILL be in different teams- It is Okay to drift, just make sure you visit sometimes.

4. Make some more friends. Don't think you are stuck with just us.

5. Recruit more members if possible!

6. Chill out, dude. It's not the end of the world. We will survive *Bursts out into song* Oh I! I will survive!...

Page 7- You are allowed to change, as long as you don't develop destructive behaviors (I.E, Drugs, Smoking, Alcohol, the works.)

Page 8- You can have any friend you want, as long as the friend does not develop bad behavior, restrain you from the things you want to do and who you want to be with. If this does happen, we will intervene and try to help as best as we can.

Page 9- You can date anyone you want, crush on anyone you want, and kiss anyone you want. But, consider this story.

This story takes place with the people John, Jane, and Wendy. Jane has a crush on John and Wendy knows it. John asks Wendy out, and Wendy says yes. Jane is crushed, and their friendship is over. To prevent this, share your Crushes and also never date a person's crush. There may be multiple Crushes on one boy, but remember, Boys last a few weeks at most, but good friends last forever.

Please sign here-

It's all in the proportions!

My printer wouldn't scan right, so I had to resort to a paint drawing. Man, paint is REALLY hard to do on a track pad! It has spasms sometimes. 

Us in Manga, Part I

Well, since I got a book called Manga for Dummies (not that I'm a dummy), I have changed my drawing style a bit. So, here's 3-D, Mixx and I in Manga. The rest of TBWAOCAULN are coming soon (hopefully).

This just in.

TBWAOCAULN news, this just in, Doran. Is. Dead. Mixx. Has. Left. We. Have. Moved. To. Forks, Washington. 3-D, sighing off.

OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

I GOT A LAPTOP COMPUTER! OF MY OWN!!!!!!!! OMGGGG!!!!!
It is a mac OS X (Newer OS and laptop style) in brand new condition, but no wireless internet. But it has internet if I plug it into the router. OMG!!!!!!!

-Mixx Mastah (Nickname... My name is still Mixx Dupp.)

OH SHOOT

This is what happens when you get disconnected from the Kloomazalla.

Kcehc siht tuo!

olleh eleop!

I ma gninrael woh ot etirw sdrawkcab.
Ti si a ytterp doog yaw ot etirw edoc , dna ti sdnuos looc nehw uoy yas ti.
Ees ay,
-Xxim

"Just Desserts?"

Yo, Mixx, that new video of yours wouldn't happen to be a parody of the recess monitor at our school, would it? Y'know, the one who cussed us out just because some creepy first grader told her to? (That was weird...)

-Jadis

3-.0

This is 3-D 3.0! (A.K.A 3-.0)

Jadis, Version 3.0

Here's my new look.

New looks!

Hey, all of the TBWAOCAULN members have new looks! This is Mixx 3.0!

**Is attached to a book with a bad ending.**

**Packs bags.**
**Blogs hasitaly.**
I have become attached to my copy of Fang which ends on a not so happy note. Also, Mixx is at Figite doing who knows what. I can't stand being in Spoons at the moment. I have to get outta here. I'll be in Forks. Later.

3-D

Dig it!

This is one awesome song. And catchy. Guaranteed to be stuck in your head for at least the next hour. Holes- Dig It.

-Jadis

Vampire vs. Snow

Isn't this awesome?

TBWAOCAULN awesomeness!!!

Check this out!

Our "To Do" list.

Okay, Jadis and I have started our "to do" list. It's not that big so far.

1. Explode whalers.
2. Send a hot dog to France
3. Think of more things to do.
4. Learn to ice skate.
5. Go to China.

Help us out with more!!

*Spasms*

You are NOT the manager! Jadis is! BTW, check out my new blog, homestar-a-day.
http://homestaraday.blogspot.com/
Every day I post a new video from Homestar runner!
-Mixx

**Waves finger.** Dying again.

I want to have at least one post every 2 days on this thing guys. I've appointed myself manager of the online edition just because you guys forgot about it. If we don't post often, we will forget and then this blog will die again. So, at least 1 every 2 days.

3-D, manager of The Nosepaper Online.

Note:

Note: if any new vampires are interested in reading the third book of the Chronicles of Vladmir Tod series... don't! Or chaos will ensue upon the face of the planet.

-Jadis

Homstaww! Wunnew!!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/main1.html
BEST THING EVER:
Homestar runner.
Yup, its broken.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail99.html

New Stuff That's Coming Out

There's all sorts of new things coming out in the late February-March time period, so I'll make a timeline. There's gotta be something that any of you readers care about in this.
>February 15- Percy Jackson Movie
>February 22- New Endless Ocean Wii Game
>February 23- Next book of Redwall comes out
>March 15- FANG: A Maximum Ride Novel
Tell me if I've forgotten anything.

-Jadis

Why?

Hey, um, I feel as though the onlie edition of the Nosepaper has died. I want to make it up and running again. Help me?

MY Daily Nail.

I got inspired by the blog The Daily Nail, and so decided to try out the straw trick. EPIC SUCCESS! This is a terrible picture, but you get the idea.

2010- our last year in paper

Most of you readers know that The Nosepaper has a tangible version too- it circulates every Thursday. But, unfortunately, it appears that 2010 will be its last year in that form. Once us writers go on to middle school, the paper version just won't be possible anymore. So, those of you who the paper version is available to, read it while you still can! It won't be around much longer. :'(

-Jadis

FYI.

Hey, FYI, Mixx isn't gonna kill us all. That is all.

TBWAOCAULN

I am shoping TBWAOCAULN put items we need so I can buy them!!!!
-Little Bunny Foo Foo

*receives microphone from 3-D*

Thanks, 3-D. Now, for our weather report. Heavy snowfall, which started late yesterday morning, has continued to fall into today, causing delays and cancellations. Kids are celebrating, including us.
Also, we would like to alert you to the presence of two new blogs- What's Really Out There, created by me, Jadis, and Stuff and Schmuff, created by 3-D. Some of you reading this may have received invitations to join one or more of these blogs. So check out these new blogs, and keep reading the Nosepaper, for great reports.

-Jadis

Breaking news.

This just in. Mixx is in danger of killing us all. We must see if she is a nice alien zombie, or a brain-eating, mind controling alien zombie of doom. We don't know how long we have to wait for answers. We will wait while freaking out terriblly because Mixx isn't coming out of her room and I can't get the door open. (Figitan technology.) More at 11. Back to you, Jadis.

The Not Dead Sonic iEthan

Ethan, if you say this picture looks like a dead Sonic... Chaos will ensue.