Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
AND NOW FOR... PANDAS
Why pandas rock:
Because they're black, white, and asian, and everyone loves them. We should learn a lesson from pandas.
-Jade Graves
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
The first news in a long time
HUGE SNOWSTORM HITS U.S. MIDDLE EAST-ISH AREAS
In states such as Ohio, Michigan and Indiana, a huge snowstorm is wreaking havoc, closing schools, delaying rehab classes, and worst of all, messing up Dish TV. Our reporter in Ohio reports that the worst is yet to come- still another 6-12 inches are on the way this evening into tomorrow, undoubtedly throwing the area into even more chaos.
"I couldn't find a cart at the grocery store!" Exclaimed one of the many frantic shoppers stocking up before the blizzard.
"My mom was up at 7:00 shoveling. She hadn't even changed out of her pajamas yet!" Said a resident Middle School student, "She looked kind of like a vagrant."
We'll keep you posted on this. Nosepaper out.
NEW PAGE
The creators of the Nosepaper have decided, for old time's sake, to add a new page to the blog showcasing scans of past issues from when our news was still in print. Click on the "The Old Nosepaper" link on top of the issue list to check it out.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
D:
Wow. Have we really not posted on here in this long?
Anyhow, I've given the blog a new look, and plan on continuing to blog (at least occasionally) on here.
On another note entirely, this message goes out to anyone **ahem** following this blog who I don't know face-to-face.
STOP.
Seriously.
It's really, really creepy and it really makes me mad when someone thinks they have some god-given right to follow hundreds of blogs, most of which have nothing to do with them. And then expecting them to follow you back? Even worse.
I'm talking to you, Mr. Preacher Man.
-Jade Graves
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